I started this blog because I am one of those people who does more exciting things in my dreams than in real life on a regular basis. I wake up tired from sleeping, and have flashes all day long of having been in bizarre places with somewhat familiar people. Unfortunately, my two recurring dreams, after which this blog is named, are rather unexciting.
In one dream I am trying to run and cannot. That's a lie--I can run, I'm just running in slow motion and I caaaan't quiiite get my legs to go any faster. I'm like Dane Cook being chased by the giant crab wearing loafers, but without his unnecessary slobbering crab noises. I'm also usually really embarrassed about it, and try to keep starting over so I can push off my back leg and get some oomph, but it never works, and I am forever running like I'm in that level of Gameboy Super Mario where you have to swim by pressing "a" every 3 seconds, or wade through the giant jello-like blobs.
In the other dream I have hamsters, only I forget I have them and when I finally remember they exist I rush to go feed them. They are either ravenous, or have plenty of food but are in a super dirty cage. Either way I feed them, but never clean the cage. Also, it's always a crazy number of hamsters--like 5 in a cage, sometimes with a few other cages elsewhere. In my opinion that's what makes this dream notable. Like, why the fuck do I have so many hamsters? And why do I keep dreaming about them?
2 comments:
I dream I have heavy legs also. it's really annoying. I can;t run or even walk at a brisk pace. they are HEAVY for no reason. it embarrasses me in my dreams as well.
I have that same hamster dream all the time...I'm 24 and I've had it for years, still trying to figure out what it means.
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